Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
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week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
I'm drinking Dom Perignon from the bottle with a straw just to piss of some french dude.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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