Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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