i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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