Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
When you went off to sleep with that guy that looked like a dirty Jesus and I asked why all you had to say "trying to keep Christ in Christmas" and left. The Vatican called, you're going to Hell.
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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