dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
The only way I'll cross anything off my to do list today is if I write 'eat melted cheese' on it
I flashed my cleaning lady and don't remember who I went on a date with. I know who I woke up with though, that counts right?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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