the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
I put it into a sports analogy for him: there are three teams in the league- friends, fuck buddies, and dating, and the fuck buddies roster is full, pick an alternate team
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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