its like he missed a chap in the "being a guy" handbook and read the bible instead
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
the day after is always just damage control
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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