just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
Randomize
