don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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