I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My mom caught just caught me jerking off...in her room.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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