Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
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