i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
Just desperately used the "it's a boy" cigar I saved from my\nnephews birth to roll a blunt
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
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