I wish I could teleport
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Still dying that you shit outside
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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