if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Randomize
