erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
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