I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
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