Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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