She announced her abortion via fbk
I can't go out tonight I need to save my money for important things.....like rogaine and ecstasy.
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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