I faked an abortion last night.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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