So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
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