we have officially mastered the walk of shame
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
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