ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Are we in a gay sports bar?
he wanted to give me a nickname... my choices were superjugs,godzilla boobs or mouth of fury
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
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