i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Looking back, we probably shouldn't have chased alcohol with more alcohol
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