Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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