my mkouth tastes houw teh zoo smelllls
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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