I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I literally made his dick bleed. How the fuck do you think it went?
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
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