I wish there was some sort of "recently added" function for blackberrys so i could see what random numbers i got from the night before
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
He wears a hat. All the time. Even during sex. And I'm okay with that.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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