More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Please tell me last night did not happen and there is another reason why my phone smells like ranch sauce ahahah
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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