just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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