Dual....:-)
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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