he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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