Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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