How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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