The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
i got so high last night i cried hysterically for like 5 minutes because i dont have any superpowers
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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