Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
I wish i didn't black out tuesday so i could have cherished our moment together
Throwing up together is NOT a cherishable moment...
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