youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
I am NOT pregnant
My barren womb can FUCK WHOEVER I want
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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