Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
Sometimes I forget to take my socks off when I masturbate. This always makes me feel like I'm accidentally in a porn.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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