I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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