Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
worst night to have a conscience
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You need Xanax blowdarts
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Just went over my top ten highlight reel with that guy I'm fucking. It was like we were sports announcers. But about sex.
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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