I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
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