The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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