I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
dude. i was so high. i watched shrek in russian.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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