I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
she gave me a ride on the back of her motor scooter and i swooned so hard
omg it's like all of your grease 2 fantasies come true i'm so happy for you
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