Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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