He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
Vacuum the place before you go out of town there are random glitter cocks everywhere
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
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