just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
How... how did you get Adam Lambert's shoes? Does he know you have them? DID YOU STEAL ADAM LAMBERT'S SHOES?! Oh my God I am so turned on right now.
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