You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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