ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I think I broke my hip playing drunk ping pong
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Sorry about my life...
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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