so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
The cop was yelling at you as you layed on the sidewalk and you wouldn't take him seriously cause you thought it was some dude in a cop costume.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
I don't want to spend an inordinate amount of time with you, I want to have sex with you. Duhhhhhh.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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