I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
I want a musical about memes.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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